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sgsguruOne of Grandad's stories:
Once there was a guy in an insane asylum who sat around all day completely naked except for a hat.
"Why don't you wear any clothes?", a nurse asked.
"Ahh, why bother? Nobody ever comes to visit."
"Then why the hat?"
"Somebody might!"
