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Some houses have bugs. Some houses have mice. We have elves.
Normally, they're fairly quiet. Things move around -- look for them, and you find them back in the first place you looked, after turning the place upside down. Leaving out a bit of booze for them seems to work. Put out a little bit of gin for them, and you find things faster.
Last night got noisy. A thermos that had been sitting quietly on the counter for a couple of days suddenly made a quick excursion to the floor. One less thermos, and a lot of little pieces of glass. Fortunately, they're aluminized and easy to see -- sparkly!
I think I'd better put out some gin.
Normally, they're fairly quiet. Things move around -- look for them, and you find them back in the first place you looked, after turning the place upside down. Leaving out a bit of booze for them seems to work. Put out a little bit of gin for them, and you find things faster.
Last night got noisy. A thermos that had been sitting quietly on the counter for a couple of days suddenly made a quick excursion to the floor. One less thermos, and a lot of little pieces of glass. Fortunately, they're aluminized and easy to see -- sparkly!
I think I'd better put out some gin.
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Date: 2009-06-13 13:54 (UTC)